Jamie’s rants continue

here’s a list of rules and values i generally try to live by

• do not force your views on others, or be angry when they don’t conform to yours. just accept that everyone is different
• if you think about something for long enough, it generally means you want it
• be nice to others, or just leave them alone

and some useful pieces of sage advise

• you can’t fall off the floor (remember this when drunk)
• doing nothing is easier than doing something. this is also known as patience

and some funny spam email subjects i’ve gotten

• The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound.
• We’re all fucked. It helps to remember that.
• I said “NO” to drugs! (but they just wouldn’t listen)