nikki is my insane housemate. she comes up with the most awesome questions

here, i will keep a list of them for posterity

• do you think sharks go “mmm, tastes like chicken” when they eat a human?
• how did the first person eat a nut? was it a dare, or did they see an
  animal do it?
• (nikki’s workmate asked her never to talk to him again, she passed him a note)
  is this better than talking to you? yes / no
• if there was a hurricane, would you go to the beach to watch it?
• do you think that guy’s a wizard?
• “learn english here” - how do they even read that?